Forest Bathing: the real nervous system investment

Forget Wall Street. Forget boardrooms. The real million-dollar deal? It’s inked barefoot, under the canopy of trees—with the wind as witness and moss as the notary.

She’s got that million-dollar ahhh—signed in reciprocity, sealed in birdsong, and paid in oxygen-rich dividends. Because forest bathing isn’t luxury—it’s preventative medicine for stress.

Perks of the Forest Contract:

• Unlimited grounding (no Wi-Fi required)

• Access to your parasympathetic nervous system

• VIP invites to wonder + childlike curiosity

• A bottomless cup of chlorophyll cocktails

The fine print? She demands reciprocity. You can’t just take—you’ve got to listen, breathe, plant back, whisper thanks.

And when you do?
Stress doesn’t stand a chance. Cortisol clocks out. Your nervous system exhales.

So yeah—she got that million-dollar deal. But guess what? You can too. Step into the forest, soften, and sign your name with presence.

🍵 Ritual to Try Today:
Brew oatstraw + linden (or pine needles if you’ve got them).
Step outside.
Sip slow.
Whisper gratitude.

Want to go deeper? I’ve created workshops, zines, and rituals that help you sync your nervous system with the wisdom of the plants. Come join the adventure of reciprocity. 🌿

Join the Forest Reset Here ✨